Tim’s Status
Ongoing Status Updates
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Chapter 1
Tim is in good health.
Tim is feeling a little tired and grumpy from their journey.
Tim possesses:
A piscine scent.
A wooden lunchbox.
36 gold pieces.
A long-handled harpoon.
A grumpy attitude.
Tim will learn a new skill/discover an extra item (level up) after one more battle.
Tim’s objective is to use the Spaghetti Bowl to achieve a secret goal.
Chapter 2
Tim is in good health.
Tim is feeling frustrated by the many mentions of paperwork they’ve had to endure.
Tim possesses:
A flyer for free magic lessons.
A piscine scent.
A wooden lunchbox.
36 gold pieces.
A long-handled harpoon.
A grumpy attitude.
Tim will learn a new skill/discover an extra item (level up) after one more battle.
Tim’s objective is to meet with the council of the great spaghetti bowl to reveal their quest to find a magical item nearby.
Tim is accompanied by Matilda and Eric, locals of the Great Spaghetti Bowl.
Chapter 3
Tim is in good health.
Tim is feeling scared, though they don’t wish to admit it.
Tim possesses:
A flyer for free magic lessons.
A piscine scent.
A wooden lunchbox.
36 gold pieces.
A long-handled harpoon, gifted to them by a mermaid.
A grumpy attitude.
Tim will learn a new skill/discover an extra item (level up) after one more battle.
Tim’s objective is to sneak down beneath the pasta to see if a secret is concealed there.
Tim is accompanied by Matilda and Eric, locals of the Great Spaghetti Bowl.
Chapter 4
Tim is in good health.
Tim is feeling increasingly anxious about this quest.
Tim possesses:
A flyer for free magic lessons.A piscine scent.
A wooden lunchbox.
36 gold pieces.
A long-handled harpoon, gifted to them by a mermaid.
A grumpy attitude.
NEW A set of spectacular binoculars
Tim will learn a new skill/discover an extra item (level up) after one more battle.
Tim’s objective is to sneak down beneath the pasta to see if a secret is concealed there AND defeat the dreaded Jabberwonky.
Tim is accompanied by Matilda, Eric and Lady Kackel, locals of the Great Spaghetti Bowl and a basil farmer, butcher and necromancer, respectively.
Chapter 5
Tim is in good health.
Tim is feeling a little scared… the caves are dark.
Tim possesses:
A piscine scent.
A wooden lunchbox.
36 gold pieces.
A long-handled harpoon, gifted to them by a mermaid.
A grumpy attitude.
A set of spectacular binoculars
Tim knows these spells:
Wingardium Gelatinousa
Tim will learn a new skill/discover an extra item (level up) after one more battle.
Tim’s objective is to see if the reanimated corpse of Lillian Linguini can help them defeat the Jabberwonky.
Tim is accompanied by Lady Kackel and their fantastic pet Huntscrabby.
Chapter 6
Tim is in good health.
Tim is feeling terrified… what has this Fairy done to them!
Tim possesses:
A piscine scent.
A wooden lunchbox.
36 gold pieces.
A long-handled harpoon, gifted to them by a mermaid.
A grumpy attitude.A sense of urgency.A set of spectacular binocularsThe fabled Dagger Eyes
Tim knows these spells:
Wingardium Gelatinousa
Tim will learn a new skill/discover an extra item (level up) after one more battle.
Tim’s objective is to reach the Jabberwonky in time to stop his terrible assault on the Spaghettian community.
Tim is accompanied by Lady Kackel the Necromancer, Misery the Fairy and a Huntscrabby, Tim’s new pet and companion.
Chapter 7
Tim is in good health but absolutely full as a goog.
Tim is feeling full as a goog, did you not hear me?
Tim possesses:
A piscine scent.
A wooden lunchbox.
36 gold pieces.
A long-handled harpoon, gifted to them by a mermaid.
A grumpy attitude.A sense of urgency.A set of spectacular binocularsThe fabled Dagger Eyes
Tim knows these spells:
Wingardium Gelatinousa
Tim will learn a new skill/discover an extra item (level up) after one more battle.
Tim’s objective is to reach the Jabberwonky in time to stop his terrible assault on the Spaghettian community.
Tim is accompanied by Lady Kackel the Necromancer, Misery the Fairy and a Huntscrabby, Tim’s new pet and companion.
Chapter 8
Tim is in good health despite the fall.
Tim is feeling like a divorcee, let’s get that harpoon back!
Tim possesses:
A piscine scent.
A wooden lunchbox.
36 gold pieces.
A long-handled harpoon, gifted to them by a mermaid.The harpoon went that a’way!A grumpy attitude.A sense of urgency.The fabled Dagger Eyes
Tim knows these spells:
Wingardium Gelatinousa
Tim will learn a new skill/discover an extra item (level up) after one more battle.
Tim’s objective distract this giant beast and retrieve their dagger!
Tim is accompanied a Huntscrabby, Tim’s new pet and companion.
Matilda has a library card and the book Beat, Slay, Trudge.
Chapter 9
Tim is a getting puffed out.
Tim is feeling like a divorcee, let’s get that harpoon back!
Tim possesses:
A piscine scent.
A wooden lunchbox.
36 gold pieces.
A long-handled harpoon, gifted to them by a mermaid.The harpoon went that a’way!The fabled Dagger Eyes
Possibly some malicious intent
Tim knows these spells:
Wingardium Gelatinousa
Tim will learn a new skill/discover an extra item (level up) after one more battle.
Tim’s objective return to the battle and defeat the Jabberwonky.
Tim is accompanied a Huntscrabby, Tim’s new pet and companion.
Matilda has a library card and the book Beat, Slay, Trudge.
Lady Kackel has the ancient scroll that Meatball used to control the Jabberwonky.
Chapter 10
Tim is filled with a little too much bravado.
Tim is feeling ready to take on the world!
Tim possesses:
A piscine scent.
A wooden lunchbox.
36 gold pieces.
A long-handled harpoon, gifted to them by a mermaid.
The fabled Dagger Eyes
Possibly some malicious intent
The unconscious body of Lady Kackel
Tim knows these spells:
Wingardium Gelatinousa
Tim will learn a new skill/discover an extra item (level up) after one more battle.
Tim’s objective is to defeat the Jabberwonky and reach the catacombs.
Tim is accompanied by Eric, Matilda and a Huntscrabby.
Matilda has a library card and her trusty pitchfork.
Lady Kackel has the ancient scroll that Meatball used to control the Jabberwonky.
Chapter 11
Tim is concerned the plan is not going too well.
Tim is feeling a little less confident than a minute ago!
Tim possesses:
A piscine scent.
A wooden lunchbox.
36 gold pieces.
A long-handled harpoon, gifted to them by a mermaid.
The fabledDagger EyesPossibly some malicious intent
The unconscious body ofLady Kackel
Tim knows these spells:
Wingardium Gelatinousa
Tim will learn a new skill/discover an extra item (level up) after one more battle.
Tim’s objective is to defeat the Jabberwonkyducky and reach the catacombs.
Tim is accompanied by Eric, Matilda, Misery, A huntscrabby and a recovering Lady Kackel.
Matilda has a library card, her trusty pitchfork and the ancient scroll that was used to control the Jabberwonky.
Chapter 12
Tim is overjoyed and triumphant.
Tim is feeling overjoyed and indestructible!
Tim possesses:
A piscine scent.
A wooden lunchbox.
36 gold pieces.
A long-handled harpoon, gifted to them by a mermaid.
Possibly some malicious intent.
Tim knows these spells:
Wingardium Gelatinousa
Tim will learn a new skill/discover an extra item (level up) after one more battle, which is now! (Tim is now a Level 2 knight)
Tim’s objective is to reach the catacombs.
Tim is accompanied by Eric, Matilda, Misery, A huntscrabby named Socrates and a recovering Lady Kackel.
Matilda has a library card, her trusty pitchfork and the ancient scroll that was used to control the Jabberwonky. and the newfound ability to speak in broken animal languages.
Eric is carrying nothing.
Chapter 13.
Tim is a Level Two Knight - They received a Stinky Gem as their reward and will also successfully learn a new spell/skill soon.
Tim is feeling confident and ever-ready to reach the next stage of the quest!
Tim possesses:
A piscine scent.
A wooden lunchbox.
36 gold pieces.
A long-handled harpoon, gifted to them by a mermaid.
Possibly some malicious intent.
A giant, stinky Gem - that repels ogres and happens to also be the key to the ogre kingdom (both of these facts are unknown to the heroes).
A communication crystal - that can communicate with Lady Kackel at anytime… if only it were that simple.
Tim knows these spells:
Wingardium Gelatinousa
Tim will learn a new skill/discover an extra item (level up) after passing another complex challenge!
Tim’s objective is to go deep into the catacombs to find an item there.
Tim is accompanied by Eric, Matilda, Misery, Socrates and a recovering Lady Kackel.
Matilda has a library card, her trusty pitchfork, and the ability to speak in broken animal languages.
Eric is carrying nothing… that he’s told us about.
Chapter 14.
Tim is a Level Two Knight with a quest to take care of.
Tim is feeling squeaky and sneaky… get this tin can some oil.
Tim possesses:
A piscine scent.
A wooden lunchbox.
36 gold pieces.
A long-handled harpoon, gifted to them by a mermaid.
Possibly some malicious intent.
A giant, stinky Gem - that repels ogres and happens to also be the key to the ogre kingdom (both of these facts are unknown to the heroes).
A communication crystal - that can communicate with Lady Kackel at anytime… if only it were that simple.
Tim knows these spells:
Wingardium Gelatinousa
Tim will learn a new skill/discover an extra item (level up) after passing another complex challenge!
Tim’s objective is to go deep into the catacombs to find an item there.
Tim is accompanied by Eric, Matilda, Socrates, and Gregory Schreck the orc/ogre/lawyer/father that they just met.
Matilda has a library card, her trusty pitchfork, and the ability to speak in broken animal languages.
Eric is carrying nothing… that he’s told us about.
Chapter 15.
Tim is a Level Two Knight.
Tim is feeling confident “I’ve never met a riddle I couldn’t get rid of”.
Tim possesses:
A piscine scent.
A wooden lunchbox.
3626 gold pieces. After paying the troll patrol.A long-handled harpoon, gifted to them by a mermaid.
Possibly some malicious intent.
A giant, stinky Gem - that repels ogres and happens to also be the key to the ogre kingdom (both of these facts are unknown to the heroes).
A communication crystal - that can communicate with Lady Kackel at anytime… if only it were that simple.
Tim knows these spells:
Wingardium Gelatinousa
Tim will learn a new skill/discover an extra item (level up) after passing another complex challenge!
Tim’s objective is to go deep into the catacombs to find an item there.
Tim is accompanied by Eric, Matilda, Socrates, and Gregory Schreck.
Matilda has a library card, her trusty pitchfork, and the ability to speak in broken animal languages.
Eric is carrying nothing… that he’s told us about.
Chapter 16.
Tim is a Level Two Knight.
Tim is feeling a little down… wanna talk?
Tim possesses:
A piscine scent.
A wooden lunchbox.
26 gold pieces.
A long-handled harpoon, gifted to them by a mermaid.
Possibly some malicious intent.
A giant, stinky Gem - that repels ogres and happens to also be the key to the ogre kingdom (both of these facts are unknown to the heroes).
A communication crystal - that can communicate with Lady Kackel at anytime… if only it were that simple.
Tim knows these spells:
Wingardium Gelatinousa
Tim will learn a new skill/discover an extra item (level up) after passing another complex challenge!
Tim’s objective is to go deep into the catacombs to find an item there.
Tim is accompanied by Eric, Matilda, Socrates, and Gregory Schreck.
Matilda has a library card, her trusty pitchfork, and the ability to speak in broken animal languages.
Eric is carrying nothing… that he’s told us about.
Chapter 17.
Tim is a Level Two Knight.
Tim is feeling a little down… wanna talk?
Tim possesses:
A piscine scent.
A wooden lunchbox.
26 gold pieces.
A long-handled harpoon, gifted to them by a mermaid.
A broken heart and a sad backstory.
A giant, stinky Gem - that repels ogres and happens to also be the key to the ogre kingdom (both of these facts are unknown to the heroes).
A communication crystal - that can communicate with Lady Kackel at anytime… if only it were that simple.
Tim knows these spells:
Wingardium Gelatinousa
Tim will learn a new skill/discover an extra item (level up) after passing another complex challenge!
Tim’s objective is to go deep into the catacombs to find an item there.
Tim is accompanied by Eric, Matilda, Socrates, and Gregory Schreck.
Matilda has a library card, her trusty pitchfork, and the ability to speak in broken animal languages.
Eric is carrying nothing… that he’s told us about.
Chapter 18.
Tim is a Level Two Knight.
Tim is feeling like they’re being followed.
Tim possesses:
A piscine scent.
A wooden lunchbox.
2621 gold pieces - that Glorbachev drives a hard bargain.A long-handled harpoon, gifted to them by a mermaid.
A broken heart and a sad backstory.
A giant, stinky Gem - that repels ogres and happens to also be the key to the ogre kingdom (both of these facts are unknown to the heroes).
A communication crystal - that can communicate with Lady Kackel at anytime… if only it were that simple.
Tim knows these spells:
Wingardium Gelatinousa
Tim will learn a new skill/discover an extra item (level up) after passing another complex challenge!
Tim’s objective is to go deep into the catacombs to find an item there.
Tim is accompanied by Eric, Matilda, Socrates, and Gregory Schreck.
Matilda has a library card, her trusty pitchfork, and the ability to speak in broken animal languages.
Eric is carrying nothing… that he’s told us about.
Chapter 19.
Tim is a Level Two Knight.
Tim is feeling in awe of the cave before them.
Tim possesses:
A piscine scent.
A wooden lunchbox.
21 gold pieces - that Glorbachev drives a hard bargain.
A long-handled harpoon, gifted to them by a mermaid.
A broken heart and a sad backstory.
A giant, stinky Gem - that repels ogres and happens to also be the key to the ogre kingdom (both of these facts are unknown to the heroes).
A communication crystal - that can communicate with Lady Kackel at anytime… if only it were that simple.
Tim knows these spells:
Wingardium Gelatinousa
Tim will learn a new skill/discover an extra item (level up) after passing another complex challenge!
Tim’s objective is to go deep into the catacombs to find an item there.
Tim is accompanied by Eric, Matilda, Socrates, and Gregory Schreck.
Matilda has a library card, her trusty pitchfork, and the ability to speak in broken animal languages.
Eric is carrying nothing… that he’s told us about.