12 Comments

Hey, Troll ya doll. Look at dem dere legs ya got. Love the way you... stand up on em. ;)

I rolled an 8.

Expand full comment

Eric would reel in Helen with this line. She’s a classy dame with lickable legs. What a cutie.

Expand full comment

"They say three is a crowd, but that's never true with you!"

I rolled a 5.

Expand full comment

That’s a good one! Too bad about the roll.

Theodore looks at you, a little deflated and says “ummm, look I’m sure we’re all flattered but we’re washing our hair tonight.”

As you start to turn away you realise none of them have any hair, as this starts to sink in Helen abruptly yells “WE JUST DONT LIKE YOU!!”

Expand full comment

“Riddle me this: Your place or mine?”

10

Expand full comment

“Riddle me that, my place IS a mine.”

A 10 would for sure get you a wink from Barry… which is essentially a blink.

Expand full comment

I rolled an 8, is that x3??

Expand full comment

Well this changes things but I’d say with that roll they’re only marginally more impressed with your line. 1 of the 3 heads is intrigued.

Expand full comment

What does it feel like to be the most gorgeous troll in the cave??

Expand full comment

I rolled a 2 out of 20 on the D20 for this pickup line.. looks like you struck out Romeo!

Troll Patrol looks your way with an unexpected level of disgust. “How does it feel to be our next dinner?”

All three of the green ghoulies open their mouths wide, slowly enough to give you a chance to run away.

Expand full comment

This is so fun!

Expand full comment

Thank you!

Expand full comment