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Discombobulating Disbowelment

Exactly what you think it is.

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I even 'animated' this one.

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Wingardium Gelatinous-a

With the flick of the wand and correct enunciation, elevate your foes or whatever you fancy and encapsulate them in jelly.

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Splash. It's super effective.

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Very funny

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Cupid’s Scarecrow. A magical human decoy that makes two birds who see it fall in love.

Good luck with the first chapter!

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It's been added to The Lore of the Land: https://misadventure.substack.com/p/lore-of-the-land?s=w

Check out section 5.

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Art already? Wow, incredible!

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I love how niche this item is. Truly a dues ex machina waiting to happen.

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It’s very niche, except in the ornithology community.

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Spice UP

This spell temporary enchant spices taste by increasing the taste sensitivity when they come in contact with a tongue. Easy way to make your food more delicious, or to hide something else in a serving.

Cursed Spoon of Hunger

This spoon contain the curse of hunger, which make anyone in contact with it more hungry with each passing second. After a few seconds, this result in person having painful pangs of hunger.

Vanilla Wand

This magical wand can conjure handful of vanilla powder once a day.

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Sounds like Hopefull_Reader was hungry when you wrote these amazing items 🙂

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All six of your items are in sections 4 and 5 of the Lore of the Land: https://misadventure.substack.com/p/lore-of-the-land?s=w

Thanks!

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The 'Box of Inertia'. A small magical lock box that keeps any contents (whether they be living or inanimate) in their current form and free from any kind of degradation as long as they are kept inside the box. The moment they are taken out of the box, normal decay/ageing/wear & tear picks up where it left off

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https://misadventure.substack.com/p/lore-of-the-land?s=w

It's in, hopefully not too small for what you're thinking... I'm sure some bugs will need to be kept in stasis at some point.

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Brilliant, thank you! That's around the size I was thinking too. If it's too big then it could become a deux ex machina in the story at times (or invite questions from readers as to why characters don't use it more to solve their problems).

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Dagger eyes - very threatening, very powerful, but intended victim has to feel guilty enough for the "dagger eyes" to subdue said intended recipient.

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https://misadventure.substack.com/p/lore-of-the-land?s=w

Here you go... I drew them a bit like opera glasses... so you can judge people and be pretentious at the same time.

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Lol I love it

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The Floorboard of Doom.

A common but ominous looking floorboard. What secrets does it possess? Does it carry ill omens? Is it just an ordinary piece of wood? We will never know...One thing is for sure. The mystery will menace any fool who steps on it.

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I enjoy that we get to create whatever the effect of this item is… very interesting.

The floorboards in my house creak really loudly when I’m trying to sneak around at night, maybe the doom is if you step on it and it freaks loudly enough a demon will be summoned from beyond??!

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Added in: https://misadventure.substack.com/p/lore-of-the-land?s=w

Not sure how to make it ominous looking... maybe the nail jutting out helps?

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The Lemon Bludgeon. a solid stick carved from the fallen branch of a lemon tree. not a powerful weapon but it infuses the attacked with a fragrant citrus smell that can follow them.

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Lemony fresh.

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Have a look over at The Lore of the Land: https://misadventure.substack.com/p/lore-of-the-land?s=w

Under 'unique items'.

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Golden Noose

This, rather bizarre, magical ring point it's noose toward the closest place that have contain gold weighty than what you current wear.

Magical V.I.P. Card

This magical piece of paper will allow you to bypass security by fooling the guards that you are esteemed guess. It works only once.

Bottle of Fae

Glass vial with corc on top that contains miserable faery. The surface of the vial have the following words scratched over it: "Misery The Naughty".

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I love the Miserable fairy in particular. I can imagine opening the bottle expecting them to help and it instead just wanting to wallow in pity.

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Spell for traversing the Bowl: Devouris Eternetum (This spell allows its caster to eat without filling up for a period of 2 hours. The Catch? The caster is not allowed to stop eating for the entire 2 hours otherwise they will immediately be filled with what they have eaten so far)

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This spell brings me great joy and I shall be adding it to the Lore very soon.

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Kickasp - Any nearby snakes surround the spellcaster, acting as venomous bodyguards.

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This is a spell I can get behind - as in I’d definitely get behind the snakes. I hate fang side.

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If I was in front of them, it’d rattle me!

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String bag of Sticks

Depending on what the situation is, could also be an extreme bag of tricks to help you out of a sticky situation

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a bag of marbles - hypnotizing swirls of agate and unblinking eyes of glass make up this collection of marbles. by challenging anyone to a game of marbles and emptying the entirety of the bag in front of them, they'll be forced to play a round with you. whoever loses dies, and whoever wins gets to keep the marbles.

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I love that it’s a real roll of the dice trying this, dare we kill Tim?

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The Ring of Fire

Wear this ring on your middle finger for maximum affect. As it suggests your ring creates a ‘ring of fire’ on or around your foe at your command

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Shouldn’t have ordered extra jalepenos, time to walk the line.

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It's in... currently the last item, alphabetically

https://misadventure.substack.com/p/lore-of-the-land?s=w

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